I keep seeing the white pill WN "when we win" intro to a statement, but nowadays I immediately think "Let's not be presumptuous. We can hardly agree on what day of the week it is ffs." It's easier to divide and conquer internet WNs than getting three fat sheboons with a cheap liquor buzz to start fighting with each other over nothing. Being on team White People is like not being on any team at all.

My white pill WN intro is, "If we ever get out of our own way and act like adults, ..."