Old Asian guy at work was working with the black guy and joking around with me. Everyone loves the old Asian guy. He's talking and all of a sudden he said something that was really racist against black people, and it was so natural and right as the last syllable of it left his mouth, he realized in a flash of horror what he had just said in front of the company porch monkey. His slitty Asian eyes got as big as dinner plates as he raced to run some damage control as I sat there in full watamelon.