If I could go back in time I'd put myself on facebook when it became generally available circa 2000 and I would just post normie cud chewing vanilla inoffensive stuff. I'd make myself look like the most innocuous and hirable human being on Earth. I'd stay friends with all the shitlibs from the GWB era.

And right now I'd use that fb account to get ghoulish fuckups doubling down on celebrating Kirk's death to refamiliarize themselves with their local unemployment system.