I want a mini tranq dart set for when someone just needs to chill out a little. You see some cranky noob about to start emoting noisily at life and no no no no no so you get a drinking straw-sized tube out and click in a dart the size of a pea full of whoa there, sticky biscuits! Blow it right into their tense boi neck and watch their eyes soften into cheech and chonglike niggerbliss. Give them (and you!) a chemical vacation from their inflamed fucking thalamus for a minute or 90. Slow yer roll!