When I was 14 I had this old stereo stack with the tape deck, record player on top, mixer, etc. I had this old stack of thrashed vinyl records, Black Sabbath's Paranoid, Thriller, basic bitch 80s White people record collection stuff.

I'm sitting here playing a burnt CD from 2001 I haven't heard since 2005 on an external usb cd player. This thing will be the hilariously old record player my little ones will have, and my music is now their basic bitch 2020s music.

(Holy shit this is good...)