> Trust your guy

Your gut: Bro it's a fart, I swear.

But never trust a fart.

Those really loud ones that last forever and make you swoon and almost pass out are awesome. See spots n shit.

One time I got Salmonella poisoning. I found out when I woke up and had to fart, but shit the bed.

lol. I had that once to. Talk about no control what so ever. I was rainin a chocolate fountain to the bathroom. I just jumped in the shower to contain.

My mom after she found out I ate all of the salsa before the party vs. my mom after I started shitting myself

dude your mom is hot mind if I you know wink wink nudge nudge.

>My mom after she found out I ate all of the salsa before the party vs. my mom after I started shitting myself
It's like a manga, we read from R to L, right? Right?

Left to right. She was very happy I was the only one shitting themselves.

>She was very happy I was the only one shitting themselves.
I wouldn't be happy, unless you were partying outside.