Christmas gift idea for you broke ass niggas:

Make two fudges and give two people half peanut butter fudge and half chocolate fudge.

Chocolate fudge, (Scroll down a bit):

https://marshmallowfluff.com/never-fail-fudge/

Alton Brown's Peanut Butter Fudge:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbkC_7wQKgA

(These are hate crimes against your pancreas)