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@sickburnbro The fact that this discussion has to occur at all shows how self-obsessed boomer locusts really are.

"So grampa, you're not supposed to compete with your own children and then laugh at them when they can't couple, buy houses, have stable jobs, or feel safe in the same country you did 30-40 years ago."

> About to visit a store I've been going to since 1997
> Let's check google maps to make sure they're open
> Doesn't show up at all
> Check general internet
> Burned to the ground two days ago
>Google listing already disappeared completely as if it never existed

hmmmmm

@judgedread Bitchers and moaners can't advance beyond the larval phase. They'll still be waiting for Jesus long after everyone is already "in heaven".

Barron has to reckon with the rumors about his dad. That's pretty fugged up.

Whenever I meet a straight man around my age who knows absolutely nothing about sports and isn't a soy funko pop collecting cuck nigger queer piece of dogshit I say a quiet prayer of thanks to the Lord.

@CattleBaron I want 1989 socal TJ cinnamon rolls before they mysteriously went out of business at the peak of their popularity, and Munchie's Pizza from Fountain Valley CA in the 1980's. Best cinnamon rolls and best pizza that ever existed. Seemingly gone forever.

Christmas gift idea for you broke ass niggas:

Make two fudges and give two people half peanut butter fudge and half chocolate fudge.

Chocolate fudge, (Scroll down a bit):

marshmallowfluff.com/never-fai

Alton Brown's Peanut Butter Fudge:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZbkC_7wQKg

(These are hate crimes against your pancreas)

Okay, so after some reading I have decided that this cinnabon clone recipe will be the yummiest and the most diabetest.

One recipe was swinging for the cheap seats but seemed too made up by an inexperienced shitbird.

The other recipe seemed to be right there with the allrecipes one but with a few minor differences.

This recipe seemed to be from experienced bakers and I've had great success with allrecipes before.

Now it's time to start making people fat af. (me)

allrecipes.com/recipe/20156/cl

@npub1uwjejfyn8j0e7t0cx3ys2h4nsk83fq8a6rz7mw2a7z97mnfwvcjqcvaxfl Read this in 1996, have found exactly zero practical uses for it. "Niggers will probably kill you if they can get away with it" is a thousand times more practical. Robert Anton Wilson was a cunt.

@sickburnbro I wish we could pour bleach on thousands of shoddily built single family homes where >50% of them have gas leaks and broken trusses and Modelo cans in the walls.

I'm officially at the age where I don't want to know what 67 skibidi broccoli haircut fr fr no cap means. I'm just gonna be old now - stay off my lawn.

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