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@Bakke SHE'S THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

And it gets soft just as quickly, baby

@shortstories Nuh uh! Gambit totally wins! 😜

@shortstories If any of them can do it I'd say Gambit has the best odds. I'm biased, though

@Bernard I got about halfway through his first sentence and stopped because I don't need the blood pressure spike to get the rest of the message.

@db @DrFell @Bernard .......okay so we should all just give up because failure is inevitable and people are basically corrupt and irredeemable and being ruled by child fucking goblins is just the natural order of mankind's existence? Nah, I see it differently and I'm going to fight for the big victory. I think the first step out of demoralization is pulling yourself out of hopelessness and helplessness and resignation to evil.

@db @DrFell @Bernard So you're saying we need a final solution to the... "gradual demoralization" problem? I wholeheartily agree.

@shortstories not to their faces

@Bernard We have to hook both of these heebs up to the handjob machine of death.

@npub1uwjejfyn8j0e7t0cx3ys2h4nsk83fq8a6rz7mw2a7z97mnfwvcjqcvaxfl @jeffcliff

@db For a bunch of physiognomy experts they sure fucked up with that nigga

@VaxxSabbath And with absolutely bulletproof confidence

@npub1uwjejfyn8j0e7t0cx3ys2h4nsk83fq8a6rz7mw2a7z97mnfwvcjqcvaxfl only an ippsissimus can work out and eat healthy food, neophyte!

Me: drinks 77 cups of coffee

Also me: WHY IS MY BLOOD PRESSURE SO HIGH OMG?!?!?!