Catnip Junkie @[email protected]

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NsNryykrUN4

Faggots hate God and shouldn't be in charge of anything.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X1pylNq2mnc

I came upon some hard times and my daddy has been doing well at the blackjack tables so I asked him, hey Pops, how 'bouta little help over here?

And he said, what about your bootstraps, are they broken?

And I says to him, my boomer in Christ, **you are** my fuckin' bootstraps.

And miracle of miracles, he gets it.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CpCHDWi1Xi0

Apologies for the nig noise

And jeets, but I repeat myself

Don't let those fuckers lowball you