If we just put it a few more excessively impractical and unnecessary bike lanes over vital parking spaces, all the world's problems will be solved. Just ask my motherfucking city counsel and their antihuman jewdemon billionaire puppetmasters.
"You don't need a car anymore, goys. Not where you're going."
*diabolical laughter*
Fuck this gay earth.
I will eat your brain with my dick.
Keep your fucking crapnigger faggotjabber away from my perfect serenity you shit gobbling knob bobbers! I cannot help or fix you in any way. You are hopeless. Give up.