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This one gentleman obviously takes issue with my existence, but all his attacks fail to make an impression. Disingenuous ADHD wannabe twittigator retards are irksome to me for some reason, but the rest of my haters are just terribly sad people who need big hugs and more time with family and shit like that.

To those souls I pray you find peace and the grace of the Lord, Amen. †

Go ahead and hate me until you cry your eyes out into your mildewy pillows.

"Why are you laughing, daddy?"

"You see, someone just called this guy 'the Maya Angelou of retards', and before you can understand how that's funny, you need to learn who Maya Angelou is and what a retard is, so you have a ways to go."

Stephen said the kid's name will be kikesmasher88 (he's one of the self-hating ones)

Hippies who think hate isn't as spiritual as prayer or pranayama are further from "enlightenment" than dry dog turds.

It's been a year since I perfected some things and I feel so much better!

Near the top of the list is getting good cast iron cooking skills: seasoning that shit so it's non stick. I also got an iron fish that you boil in soups and broths and sauces that adds iron to your meal. Everyone in my household has lifelong mild anemia and now we all have normal iron levels and it's so much better for energy levels and just feeling good overall.

The rest are secret and blabbing will fuck them up.