I don't recommend it, but I'm now stealing eggs and meat every time I go to the grocery store.
I go to the checkout and I wave the item over the bar code scanner, then it gets bagged and goes into the cart. I've done this with over $500 worth of meat and eggs so far. If I ever get stopped at the door, I'm going to apologize and then pay for it and leave.
>It's an honest mistake! I thought it scanned!
Fuck 'em. Nogs steal booze, meth heads steal cough syrup. Well, at least I'm feeding myself.