Christians are very quick to point out that thier goddaddy Jesus will be whipping out his belt when he comes back.
That fucker went to the store for smokes and milk 2000 years ago. If he does come back by all means give him a hug and welcome him in, but until then you have to feed yourself. Waiting for your daddy to get back so he can whoop the people raping your sisters and killing your brothers is just gonna leave your corpse in the living room.
That fucker went to the store for smokes and milk 2000 years ago. If he does come back by all means give him a hug and welcome him in, but until then you have to feed yourself. Waiting for your daddy to get back so he can whoop the people raping your sisters and killing your brothers is just gonna leave your corpse in the living room.
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@BiggusDiccus Given the commoner, Christian obsession with a literal, paradisiacal afterlife granted not by deeds but by faith, you'd think they'd be champing at the bit to die so they can get there faster.
