@KingOfWhiteAmerica @DoubleD @Justicar mint ain't zippy, but it's an honest distro trying to debuntu the buntu and ship a futurist's fever dream of windows xps.
cinnamon is a pleasure worthy of a v for vendetta speech.
only time I ever tried puppy was to live recover an old laptop that was fighting other images. didn't get the best vibe, but it wasn't a sound example. might try it for an experiment again on a more proper system, based off your comment. I like the idea of a snappy lightweight Linux, but haven't been impressed with the tradeoffs on xfce variants of bigger names.
Haven’t tried Mint; hear good things.