>Well, well. Look at the city lizard pulling up with his fancy wizard robes.
These robes were made in Balmora
>Well, pardon us, Mr. Colovian fur hat.
I stole the hat from some Bosmer hobo.
>Well, la-dee-da, Mr. Cyrodilic Manicure.
I'm sorry. I believe in good grooming.
>You're not gonna become no Nerevarine in a body like that. That's why your buddy Dagoth abandoned you.
Oh, what do you know?
>Well, I know you have the body of a farming tool, and you need it a Dunmer, maybe Orsimer max.
These robes were made in Balmora
>Well, pardon us, Mr. Colovian fur hat.
I stole the hat from some Bosmer hobo.
>Well, la-dee-da, Mr. Cyrodilic Manicure.
I'm sorry. I believe in good grooming.
>You're not gonna become no Nerevarine in a body like that. That's why your buddy Dagoth abandoned you.
Oh, what do you know?
>Well, I know you have the body of a farming tool, and you need it a Dunmer, maybe Orsimer max.
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@pleasesaybye
Vivek, what are you even anyway? You look like a hairdew if it was skin instead of hair. Why in the name of real gods, not fake BS wannab'es like you, did your hairless monkey elf arse paint yourself half yellow? You look like the gunk an orsimer pinked out of his back crack solidified and grew appendages. Was it to showcase your indecisiveness, afraid to move on from being a chimer pawn of azura, but too much of a coward to reveal that an actual god can force you to change?
