Kill pedophiles. Behead pedophiles. Roundhouse kick a pedophile into the concrete. Slam dunk a pedophile into the trashcan. Crucify filthy pedophiles. Defecate in a pedophiles food. Launch pedophiles into the sun. Stir fry pedophiles in a wok. Toss pedophiles into active volcanoes. Urinate into a pedophiles gas tank. Judo throw pedophiles into a wood chipper. Twist pedophiles heads off. Report pedophiles to the IRS. Karate chop pedophiles in half.

@HumongusChungus Curb stomp pedophiles. Trap pedophiles in quicksand. Crush pedophiles in the trash compactor. Liquefy pedophiles in a vat of acid. Gouge out pedophiles eyeballs with sporks. Dissect pedophiles. Exterminate pedophiles in the gas chamber. Stomp pedophile skulls with steel toed boots.

@HumongusChungus Cremate pedophiles in the oven. Lobotomize pedophiles. Mandatory torture for pedophiles. Grind pedophiles in the garbage disposal. Drown pedophiles in fried chicken grease. Vaporize pedophiles with a ray gun. Kick old pedophiles down the stairs. Feed pedophiles to alligators. Slice pedophiles with a katana.