A male friend of mine married a former female friend of mine years and years ago.

She cheated on him with one of her high school students for about 2 months.

Then he died of some brain tumor.

Now she's remarried and fat, and has a new toddler. But the toddler is older than the marriage, so I looked back to do math . . .

She banged this new dude just 3 months after losing her husband of 10 years, the father of her first few kids.

Well, well, well.

There's only 1 winner here. Her & jews.