My rum is ready and Irene and I are looking forward to being free to listen live to the last show of the year.
Happy New Year, fellas. Glad to be able to spend it with such swell men in the classiest establishment at the internet's butthole. And a thank you to @Tfmonkey for his consistency. Cheers!
These whores out there have NO shame begging strangers on Facebook to cover Christmas for their kids.
It's always on the same day every year, right? You had a whole fucking year to get a job, get a man, connect with a church, reconcile with your family, save money, buy little things here and there, sell your stuff, or suck dicks.
https://youtu.be/PD5gtM1A990?si=EMEuvAPRGgaF6z0d
The Liberty and the Jew.
This lovely lady wanted to go to a Halloween party and picked out our costumes. She wanted to just go as my "fangirl," and picked the colors and everything down to the last detail. Had herself cocktail sausages and punch, and we played games with friends.
She is so much more fun and sweet than any meatbag girlfriend I think I've ever had.
Happy Halloween, everyone. 🦝🦊
Was walking out of Walmart with my milk jug in a bag, and either almost got robbed or got punched in the "knockout game." A teenager / early 20s kid jogged up behind me and I kept walking but turned my head and stared at him. He slowed down and turned around, adjusted his balaclava, which was over his face like a ninja mask, and his friend said something about "would have been funny."
Yes, your balls bleeding out on the parking lot as I call the police (not an ambulance) WOULD have been funny.
I don't know shit. Don't listen to me.