Choose gentlemen. Wife who is easily brought to tears, even if it was a playful insult that you didn't mean or because of a eyerolling, cliche sad moment in a form of media. Or a wife that is scared constantly, even of silly Halloween cartoons and needs the nightlight on every night.
@[email protected] I wannya hold crybaby wife tight and smooch her all over to forget what mads her sad, and protect her 
