Cat wouldn't stfu so I fed her an hour & a half early. I popped the shit out of her twice first. Now she's quiet. Not even the post-meal meowing she usually does. But now I'm awake an hour & a half early.
I finally bought a 60-fucking-dollar e-collar designed to let me give her a vibration when she won't behave.
Faggots on reddit with stinky houses insist that cats can be trained with positive reinforcement. They can suck my ass, my dick, & my second dick if I had it. I know my cat.
If it weren't for my son, I'd have abandoned the bitch in a park long ago.
