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I was buying only Chinese tech because I don't want the feds spying on me, but now I'm also only buying Chinese tech so Jews don't blow my cock off.

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@RegalBeagle In a weird way.

We might get protectionism and nationalism to return.

Any nation that doesn't want to be whores to Uncle Sam, will have to start building their own toys unless they want to roll the die on the Mossad giving them free involuntary cock reduction surgery.

@leespringfield1903 @RegalBeagle Did I miss something what is the Jews doing to tech to blow the balls?

@VeganMGTOW @leespringfield1903 Mossad snuck bombs into thousands of pagers in Lebanon attempting to target Hezbollah operatives. I've been hearing rumors of other devices being sabotaged as well in a similar manner.

@RegalBeagle i got my current samsung phone only because it was a gift. but when i will be looking for a new one, it will be xiaomi or huawei.

@RegalBeagle also, probably bought directly from aliexpress so it has the original chinese android installed from the manufacturer and not one fro EU markets. then i will install some independent android in it anyway.

@Justicar I'm running LineageOS on a OnePlus Nord 200 5G w/ Magisk and have had minimal issues. If you're like me and only get phones <$100, I recommend checking it out. This is the best phone I've had in years.

oneplus.com/us/n200-5g/specs

@RegalBeagle
>police interrogation footage, 2027
Q: and when you left that day, did you bring your phone?
A: no
Q: that's weird, isn't it?
A: I don't think so
Q: don't most people bring their phones everywhere with them? That's what it's for, right?
A: I don't use my phone like that
Q: it leaves you without an alibi for the murder.
A: I don't plan my life around murders I didn't do, either.
Q: do you always leave your phone home?
A: not always, but I don't keep it on me.
Q: why not?
A: because I don't want some it explode one day because of some insane terrorist-state bullshit
(cops share looks)

>on a date, 2025
her: wired headphones, really?
me: the wire isn't that inconvenient, and it means it doesn't need a battery
her: it's not that inconvenient to charge a battery
me: some drooling evil retards in Israel might make a battery explode
her: *leftism triggered* you're right, they are evil! And dumb!
@RegalBeagle nah, this is a very useful moment. You can connect to women on a shared aversion Israel. Your only challenge is to repot the plant: Israel's not bad because it's "white people harming brown people".
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