When I joined the online band of spurds and froggos nine years ago I assumed everyone but me was a chad in great shape, but these days I've come to suspect I'm one of the fitter, more charismatic examples of lunatic, far-right cartoon-men, and yet nobody loves me. That's horrible, and I'm so sorry for everyone even uglier and more boring than I am.

@ACL9000 Don't beat yourself up. It's rough times for all of us. Many of us are out of shape, but that can be corrected. I'm actually doing okay.

Stay fit, frens. 💪

@Bunsen I'm actually doing great. I think by the end of April or maybe May I'll be better than I ever dreamed. Unless I catch huge depression, which can totally happen.

@ACL9000 Just don't let the times get to you, brother.

Look at the leader of Best Korea. Does it look like the times are getting to him?

@Bunsen @ACL9000 this is a interesting point actually.
ive never seen another world leader laugh and smile as often as the new kim.
is this a cultural thing, or is he just naturally jolly?

@Some_German_Guy @ACL9000 Might be natural. We could use a naturally jolly leader.

@Bunsen @ACL9000 agreed.
too many world leaders look like they get raped by demons on a daily basis.
to be fair, most of them probably are.

@Some_German_Guy @ACL9000 They are.

We'll get a true leader at some point.

@Bunsen @Some_German_Guy @ACL9000 That guy, that leader, is alive today. He's probably around eight years old, soon to discover that most of History is a deliberate lie. He may read our typed thoughts some day soon. This is always in my mind, which is why I try to type with some modicum of decorum. I hope we can inspire him to be what we need...

@Diogenese_Shiplap @Some_German_Guy @ACL9000 If he's eighty, then he can't do anything for us.

@Bunsen @Some_German_Guy @ACL9000 Eight, not eighty.