This video was randomly recommended to me and it's only 15 minutes long but it has it all, including a Buddhist Master who draws penises on the walls of temples.
@dioma No, it was a bit of a misunderstanding. There is a saying that if you see the Buddha, you should "kill the Buddha", because the Buddha is not separate from yourself, so any separate Buddha is a false Buddha.
The conversation was about why Buddhists bow to statues of Buddha if they're not supposed to respect a Buddha outside of themselves, and then the exchange took place.
There is another koan about "dropping ashes on the Buddha" I will tell you in the next comment.