What kind of key never opens a door?
Uhhh that's a little risque for fedi 
No, dreamer.
@Angel1313 @tyler >you can open doors with your dick
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@Angel1313 @tyler Brb gonna try this out
A TURKEY dumb dumb.
@Angel1313 @tyler Nah, that's not it
@Angel1313 @tyler I bet it's a donkey.
It's a THANKSGIVING JOKE. Not an ode to Shrek.
@Angel1313 @tyler That doesn't even make sense, what's a donkey got to do with Thanksgiving?
@ForbiddenDreamer @Angel1313 @tyler > Thanksgiving is a retarded Holiday, and I'm tired of pretending that it isn't.
@ForbiddenDreamer @Angel1313 @tyler > Holiday dinner with relatives.
> Talking about weather, sportsball etc
> Subject of politics comes up.
> Israel is mentioned.
> Hear "they're our greatest ally!"
> Uncle says "we need to protect them to prevent another Holocaust!"
> Cousin asks "Are you a supporter, Anon?"
> Can't fucking take it anymore and decide to angrily force feed my family an entire bottle of the red pill.
> Proceed to tell them how Kikes, Hymies, Sheenies, Nose Negros, Ethnic Lawyers, Christ Killers etc. run the world.
> Tell them that Israel did 9/11 & how Hitler did nothing wrong.
> "And don't even get me started on the Holocaust, there is a mountain evidence that proves that it didn't even happen."
> Everyone stares in disbelief, unable to refute my arguments.
> Aunt starts crying.
> Mom looks at me.
"Great Anon, fucking GREAT. I hope you're happy. You've ruined Hanukkah, AGAIN!"
> Talking about weather, sportsball etc
> Subject of politics comes up.
> Israel is mentioned.
> Hear "they're our greatest ally!"
> Uncle says "we need to protect them to prevent another Holocaust!"
> Cousin asks "Are you a supporter, Anon?"
> Can't fucking take it anymore and decide to angrily force feed my family an entire bottle of the red pill.
> Proceed to tell them how Kikes, Hymies, Sheenies, Nose Negros, Ethnic Lawyers, Christ Killers etc. run the world.
> Tell them that Israel did 9/11 & how Hitler did nothing wrong.
> "And don't even get me started on the Holocaust, there is a mountain evidence that proves that it didn't even happen."
> Everyone stares in disbelief, unable to refute my arguments.
> Aunt starts crying.
> Mom looks at me.
"Great Anon, fucking GREAT. I hope you're happy. You've ruined Hanukkah, AGAIN!"
