The Joker said "we'll how loyal a hungry dog really is". This is mostly true. However, german shepherds are very well known to only accept food from people they trust.
It's also what makes them so difficult to adopt into a new home. They may take weeks to trust new masters, which may lead to dehydration and starvation.
The point I'm trying to make is: if you want true love and loyalty, don't get a woman - get a german shepherd.
@blitzdriver Dogs are one of the few beings you can trust and expect some form of loyalty from. While we always joke around about how dogs will stay around while a woman is temporary it's quite pathetic in reality because you can see with your own eyes that a woman, a member of the human species is lower than a canine, she didn't evolve enough qualities to compete with an animal. Btw, I also have a small dog good for catching rats and mice but I would never consider letting a dog in my house.
@WhisherWintersong he's so big he just need to accidentally bump into stuff to break everything.
