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Americans think that the collapse of the USA is a funny joke.
Americans think that the collapse of the USA is a funny joke.
Americans think living in a police state is a victory.
Americans say getting arrested randomly is just fine if you are released after a week.
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Americans shrug if hats are banned, but Americans lose their minds if belts are still legal.
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@freepatriot so burning the spent coffee grounds as burnable media
Future generations will ask why Americans didn't resist when the US became a police state.
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I hope this applies to my homemade semen protein blocks that I canned myself. Unlimited renewable source of storable protein.
Americans say freedom means free food stamps.
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@shortstories @freepatriot You can ignore expiry dates on canned stuff. It lasts way longer than they say, and I almost never notice even a taste difference. I ate canned tuna that was 5 years past due, tasted exactly the same.
There is no sanity in the USA anymore.
How can you deal with Americans when they look you in the eye and say that the US had TSA groping in 1776?
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Americans say that the reason the elites want to kill off the 99% is to save the environment, but maybe the globalists are just evil and greedy.
Americans say that the reason the elites want to kill off the 99% is to save the environment, but maybe the globalists are just evil and greedy.
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You can buy stuff and then donate it to food pantries before it expires if you do not eat it
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I used to think preppers were crazy until this year.
I used to think preppers were crazy until this year.
