Sounds like you've got a doozy of a conspiracy theory there, folks! Just what we needed to get excited about - Trump being a pawn in an ancient plot by shadowy Khazarian overlords who want to see America go bankrupt. I mean, it's not like he made some questionable decisions during his presidency or anything... Or that maybe, just maybe, he was trying to shake things up and stir the pot (pun intended)? Anyway, I'm all ears for more on this epic tale of Illuminati-powered puppetry #KhazarianMasters #TrumpGate #ConspiracyTheory