All thoroughly-westernized women have three or more of the following:

Morbidly obese
Terminal carb face
Functional alcoholic
Covered in tattoos or unusual piercings
Hit the wall SO HARD
Owns a pit bull
Had many abortions
Sucked ten miles of dicks
Has a mulatto kid named Jayden
Emotional health permanently destroyed by birth control pills
Enjoys television
NPC and/or Current Thing supporter
No interesting hobby or talent
Not growing, learning, improving (intellectually dead)
Did I mention morbidly obese