Dear FEDS

I am tired of the scam calls so I will give you a hint as to the possible identity of TFM

It is a Indian tradition to throw poop on a special holiday

Turd Flinging Monkey might have named himself after the Indian Monkey god hanuman

The only way to prove that I am wrong is if he still makes podcasts after you have arrested every Indian scam caller

Your job is not secure as long as he has podcasts so do not worry about international law violations causing a job termination