@Zardoz

So the video presenter said the cheating scandal helps make curling more well known by the general public or something like that

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The absolute state of "mainstream" culture....

They should have staged a "wardrobe malfunction" if they wanted attention.

@Zardoz

Maybe they thought basketball is popular because of all the cheating scandals and they thought they would copy it by intentionally cheating in order to get caught and be more popular

@shortstories @Zardoz That can work, but this isn't enough. The world will watch Winter OIympics women's curling when a woman curler cares enough to really break a leg out there, like the world's favorite female figure skater and the first American one to land a triple-axel. She's the only reason anyone knows anything about women's Winter Olympics sports competition. Thank you, Tanya Harding. You're still the GOAT in my humble opinion.

I want a pilot on my desk in a week, Johnson.

@Zardoz @shortstories I don't do women pilots. Those are very dangerous, far more dangerous than elite women figure skaters, sir. I have, however, written a cover of Joan Osborne's "What if God Was One of Us" wherein I ask the question: what if God was a woman? One who walked and flew among us, testing the first helicopters and jet planes. She wanted to take out the Bad Guys in her own self-righteous suicide, but like Christ was denied, and was last seen teaching Africans how to glide. She felt unwelcome at Home, so she died all alone, with no one to call on her on the phone, not even the Pope in Rome. Every Pope and every wimmenz pilot has been cursed ever since by God. Owned.

Did you know that Tzar Paul (St. Paul), after seeing his mother Katherine's reign, decided to bar women from from the position of Emperor forever?

@Zardoz @shortstories Good. Katherine was a fat hoe. No Fat Chicks. St. Paul understood chivalric orders and the strange death of chivalry, which occurred because fat ogre bitches who thought they were the shiz sat on it. One of my old "Russian" friends (he had a khokhol head and was not a "real Russian, but Ukrainian or some shit" according to my other Russian friend) liked to say "I think Communism was the right idea, but too advanced for us; the primitive peoples were not ready for it." I tried to tell him that this argument may apply to Jesus or someone like that, because the people who weren't ready for him just killed him, whereas the Communists killed all the people who weren't ready for Communism so that only the people who were ready for Communism were left. Ergo, you can't really say shit like that in the USA, because I'm going to remind you that the Christ-killers and the Bolshevik Jews who killed everyone are one and the same people. This argument was too advanced for his primitive Communist peasant mind, so he would say just say "Nahtzee." Anyway, I should have said Jesus and St. Paul, but I forgot that St. Paul was also too advanced for russkiye sukas.

@bigmattoidchimpin @Zardoz

They supposedly say break a leg in ballet and or acting as a good luck greeting

Is that a good luck greeting in figure skating

I am not endorsing breaking legs by posting this comment

@shortstories @Zardoz C'mon, are you telling me you don't know about Tanya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan? 😄 Yes, it is a form of greeting in women's figure skating. I think Barack Obama has even referenced it in a speech about something, talking about "knee-capping."