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Imagine there is a drunk driving attorney and people think she provides a legal defense for people accused of drunk driving but actually she is an attorney that drives while drunk
@shortstories Surely there's plenty. Alcoholism and attorneys go together like truckers and meth. If the she attorney is blonde enough and can read a teleprompter while shitfaced, she can graduate from a drunk driving attorney to an alcoholic Fox News anchorwoman like Laura Ingraham.
@shortstories She lives in Wisconsin so the twist isn't as subvertive as expected.