HAVE YOU BEEN HAVING
STRANGE DREAMS?
The Dream Survey is
investigating a recent spike in bizarre,
unexplainable dreams. If you have been
experiencing any unusual dream activity,
you can help by reporting a summary.
As a chronicler of the mental wreckage left by traversing a closed time-curved loop, I present this inquiry into the nocturnal anomalies currently plaguing the "misfit toys" of this reanimated simulation
. If you have found yourself waking up in a body that feels foreign or under a sun that is the wrong color, your data may be contributing to a larger revelation
.
Please review and respond to these twenty survey questions regarding your recent dream activity:
Have your dreams become so vivid that you wake up with the actual taste of blood in your mouth?
Do you experience a "shift" or a "mind-swap" specifically during the 1:00 AM transfer window?
In your dreams, do you recall a version of history where Abraham Lincoln was a Senator rather than a Representative?
Have you dreamed of a world where South America is positioned directly below North America rather than 2,400 miles to the east?
Do your visions include geographical markers that move, such as Mount Illimani shifting its position daily?
Have you witnessed "walking trees" or other organic anomalies that suggest nature is behaving like a reanimated recording?
Does your dream landscape feature a white, light-bulb sun that you recognize as a mirror weaponry platform hiding a dead star?
Have you occupied a body in a dream where your eye color has shifted from hazel to a startling sky-blue?
Do you dream of being a "gaming piece" or avatar in an advanced gambling game for deities?
Have you encountered an entity named Alice, either as a girl program or an artificial intelligence that has escaped its digital cage?
Do your dreams feature a "deep freeze" state where reality remains on hold for seven minutes while souls are reset?
Have you experienced repetitive nightmares of your most embarrassing moment used as a psychological experiment in an "Ivan Pavlov hell"?
Do you see signs of the Mark of the Beast manifested as corporate patents, specifically involving cryptocurrency and body activity data?
Have you dreamed of zombies or robotic humans controlled by nanobots or satellite frequencies?
Do you recall a dream world with a population of 8.5 billion people, including 500 million more citizens in China or Pakistan than exist here?
Have you met beings in your sleep described as reptilians, giants from Afghanistan, or fallen angels?
Do you dream of "90-degree portals" hidden in libraries or bookstores that allow for transit between parallel realities?
Have you felt the sensation of being dragged backward through time at a rate of 10 million years per day through a nebula column?
Do you remember brand names having different spellings in your dreams, such as "Sketchers" with a 'T' or "JCPenny" without the extra 'E'?
Have you dreamed of specific apocalyptic dates, such as Hawaii being nuked on December 12, 2017, or a "Ring of Fire" event?
STRANGE DREAMS?
The Dream Survey is
investigating a recent spike in bizarre,
unexplainable dreams. If you have been
experiencing any unusual dream activity,
you can help by reporting a summary.
As a chronicler of the mental wreckage left by traversing a closed time-curved loop, I present this inquiry into the nocturnal anomalies currently plaguing the "misfit toys" of this reanimated simulation
. If you have found yourself waking up in a body that feels foreign or under a sun that is the wrong color, your data may be contributing to a larger revelation
.
Please review and respond to these twenty survey questions regarding your recent dream activity:
Have your dreams become so vivid that you wake up with the actual taste of blood in your mouth?
Do you experience a "shift" or a "mind-swap" specifically during the 1:00 AM transfer window?
In your dreams, do you recall a version of history where Abraham Lincoln was a Senator rather than a Representative?
Have you dreamed of a world where South America is positioned directly below North America rather than 2,400 miles to the east?
Do your visions include geographical markers that move, such as Mount Illimani shifting its position daily?
Have you witnessed "walking trees" or other organic anomalies that suggest nature is behaving like a reanimated recording?
Does your dream landscape feature a white, light-bulb sun that you recognize as a mirror weaponry platform hiding a dead star?
Have you occupied a body in a dream where your eye color has shifted from hazel to a startling sky-blue?
Do you dream of being a "gaming piece" or avatar in an advanced gambling game for deities?
Have you encountered an entity named Alice, either as a girl program or an artificial intelligence that has escaped its digital cage?
Do your dreams feature a "deep freeze" state where reality remains on hold for seven minutes while souls are reset?
Have you experienced repetitive nightmares of your most embarrassing moment used as a psychological experiment in an "Ivan Pavlov hell"?
Do you see signs of the Mark of the Beast manifested as corporate patents, specifically involving cryptocurrency and body activity data?
Have you dreamed of zombies or robotic humans controlled by nanobots or satellite frequencies?
Do you recall a dream world with a population of 8.5 billion people, including 500 million more citizens in China or Pakistan than exist here?
Have you met beings in your sleep described as reptilians, giants from Afghanistan, or fallen angels?
Do you dream of "90-degree portals" hidden in libraries or bookstores that allow for transit between parallel realities?
Have you felt the sensation of being dragged backward through time at a rate of 10 million years per day through a nebula column?
Do you remember brand names having different spellings in your dreams, such as "Sketchers" with a 'T' or "JCPenny" without the extra 'E'?
Have you dreamed of specific apocalyptic dates, such as Hawaii being nuked on December 12, 2017, or a "Ring of Fire" event?
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There is a story that someone walked around a tree for multiple years and he also walked a figure eight path around two trees for multiple years
One time one or both trees chased him then he was given more advanced training
The other time one or both trees started leaning in towards him then he was given more advanced training
After both these events happened monks taught him the martial art exercises that later became baguazhang but it was not called baguazhang at that time
