I made some cute little single-egg omelettes this morning and then I thought I'd just pick one up like a taco and then it looked like this :( lmao
@KittyTantrum This is reasonable.
@MetastasizedHeroicism but eating it felt kinda gay 
@KittyTantrum Try adding some hot sauce next time.
@MetastasizedHeroicism hot sauce makes everything heterosexual
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@KittyTantrum @MetastasizedHeroicism put some ketchup on it untill it is dripping and then eat it
@37712 @KittyTantrum @MetastasizedHeroicism this is the worst advice anyone has ever given about anything in the entire world.
@Sulla_Felix @KittyTantrum @MetastasizedHeroicism
Just keeping it real
