Indian culture is centered around cows. They have holidays for cows. They killed hundreds of thousands of Indian men to free cows. They listen to cow music. They elect a cow as their brahmin. They dress and act like cows. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from cows. They post sassy gifs about cows. They watch sportsball in worship of cows. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of cows playing sports. They use cow slang like "moo" and "moo". When you say "Bessie" they're not thinking of the mother of animal husbandry. They're thinking of the cow. Their cities are completely overrun with cows. They worship their POObot police force disproportionately filled with cows and their global police force of dalits filled with cows. Their men sit around watching cow ball while their women sit around watching cow talk shows. They worship cows like Daisy and Clarabelle and Ferdinand and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before cows took over. Their movies are filled with cows and their music charts are topped by cows. They send cows to the Olympics and celebrate when the cows win because those cows are true poo blooded Indian cows. They watch cows porn to the point where "BCC" does not make them think of sending an email but hiding the recipient, but about cow penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate cows and how the street shitter meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love cows but the evidence speaks for itself in that India has always been and will be a nation of cow loving cows