@Terry Draft dodging for dummies:
>Do some drugs and fail the UA
>Shid and piss yourself for a few days, don't shower (The Ted Nugent method)
>Be an retard and intentionally throw the ASVAB
>Apply as a conscientious objector (start pretending to be a peacenik now for when they interview people you know)
>Fail the psyche eval by being appearing to have some sort of anti-social personality or schizo-effective disorder (just bee ur self)
>Try to be in county lockup or in court for a misdemeanor on the day your due at the induction center
>nigger nigger nigger spic kike nigger chink gook nip nigger
>Enroll in community college
>Join the police force, fire department or get some other "essential" local/county government job
>Do some "humanitarian" work abroad (Think Peace Corps or some kind of NGO/religious organization)