So it finally happened, the moment the controlled opposition had been hyping up for so long is here. "Watch out, they're going to assassinate Trump!" They told us a thousand times. Why? Who cares!

And it failed, of course, he even smiled and posed for the camera with the fake blood and everything. They can hit Kennedy in a moving vehicle from miles away in the 60s, they have invented countless new ways to kill people since then, but this is how it happens. Here's your new Jewish martyr America!