OH NO ENGERLAND WHAT ARE YOU DOING
They're moving fatties around is what they're doing. The only fire those fire fighters are dealing with are the ones caused by the chaffing of blubbery thunderthighs.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/jun/02/fire-crews-england-obesity-callouts-every-four-hours
@mrhorsetwat National Heffer Service