He allegedly showers every day and yet I will note he said nothing about using toilets.

He's posting in the off my chest board. If you ever hear someone talking about getting shit off their chest, they're either in dubai or are indian.

His username is specialist carpet, and I have to wonder what makes them so special. Were the threads dipped in curry seasoned turd cistern? Is that just a euphemism for a kind of giant toilet paper they drag their ass across like a dog?

Fascinating stuff. 🤔