@MrpoopyButhole @ButtWorldsMan
Holy shit, except for Marijuana and make-up, i do all the other 13.

@Zeb @MrpoopyButhole if she won't tolerate me at my worst (arguing online), then she doesn't deserve me at my best (debating).

@Mike_Microwave
Guy asking survey questions: "you're going to like reading, astronomy, and blacksmithing. Not engineering. Blacksmithing. Got it?"

Women: yes daddy. I like whatever you like.

@ButtWorldsMan “I’m also adding anal to that list”