Readers neglected to add another bit of context to the other lie. It's not for everyone. It's a political pandering event for faggots. It's not everyone be proud of who you are month. It's alphabet faggot pride month.
Remember, laddies. When the shooting phase of the collapse commences, represent yourself well on the battlefield. Put only the finest stickers on your weapons. Not only because you love your waifu, but as a proud member of the waifu age.
I've... seen things you humans wouldn't believe. Bees guarding their hive with stinger assault rifles. Humans riding alongside bears on motorcycles. And all of these memories will be lost in time like... salmon swimming downstream.