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Ay man sometimes a cigar just be a cigar, my nigga, but that fentanyl shit is the real deal bruh. Look bro, you gotta stop trying to fuck your mom, my nigga. You ain't oedipus, nigga. That pussy belongs to your dad, bro. You gotta move the fuck on. Forget yo mom and fuck a different bitch, my nigga. You need to wake up and smell the fentanyl, dude. Yo this sesh about to end anyway, so just stop being a muhfucka, all right, nigga? Yo u got a 20 I can borrow? Need to buy some shit at the corner.

>come for netflix and chill
>she doesn't want to watch movies

Why do they do this?

Gentlemen, it is with great sadness that I inform you that...

women

You snooze you lose, Biden. Biden? The game's still going Biden. Hellooooo you can't pause the game, Biden. You're losing!

Women deciding on whether they should attack the man 2 feet taller than them

Rip in pepperoni, protags of Texaslands 3. Imprisoned for being based and freedompilled.

It's the current year. Bitches gotta learn to take care of themselves.

You ever see pics where men show off their room filled with figurines, anime posters, dakimakuras, and waifu blankets?

This is the female equivalent:

@mrhorsetwat but for real tho everything @Tfmonkey said is correct. Here's a meme he posted a while ago.

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@mrhorsetwat become a based fatphobe. Lose weight to trigger the libs, own the libs.

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A club for red-pilled exiles.