Buttworldsman @[email protected]

Your foreskin gives you powers the semites want to take away from you.

Jap ingenuity wins again.

@Tfmonkey Gonna need you to calm the fuck down and stop cucking dudes for 5 minutes.

@Tfmonkey
>about to start stream
>need to update windows
>settings reset
>have only 10 minutes to fix all settings and widgets
>stream starts
>internet unstable
>keep recording directly to hard drive
>whole screen turns blue
>" oops something went wrong :( "
>"Your windows disconnected. "Please connect to a network."
>Restart computer
>connection established
>need to update windows

Mr. Gas' wild ride

Woman on plane spots so-called "perfect man" who will give her everything she could ever want and make her happy and satisfied for the rest of her life.

I've never seen so much cuckold cope packed into a single soy session. If you're not a cuck you're low t bruv this man is an alpha cuck bruv HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://youtu.be/U65-R5UojX8

Listening to morning constitutional and heard something fascinating. @mrhorsetwat is 32 kg overweight.

Call captain Ahab, we need to harpoon this fucking whale.

Don't mind me, just teaching old dogs new tricks.

@MrpoopyButhole

I'm fucking dying because of this nuclear take. Dying of laughter.

@zebuceta I already know you'll love this one.

Cool

Let's check in on twitter.

When you remember women still vote.

It's malice. Any time government is involved just assume malice.

@Tfmonkey

Careful out there, lads, these predators are dangerous. You need to be ready to protect yourself.

Also, the new term for the front butt is now bonus hole. Learn the lingo. Stay safe.