Buttworldsman @[email protected]

We live in the gayest timeline.

>got sick
>symptoms manifested Wednesday
>two days later
>symptoms now gradually disappearing

How did I accomplish this miracle by not being an unhealthy fat faggot who doesn't lift? How can one man outperform the deboonking and expertise of hundreds of PhDs who say to get the vax, wear a mask, stay home, and follow the government's food pyramid diet?

Science will never know.

Don't do it.

Depression status: cured.

Guide to pissing off trannies without triggering the HR alarm.

Microsoft won't let me make fun of fatties. They desperately protect @mrhorsetwat.

Microsoft AI being trained to hate white people. Here's training material.

Fresh out of the meme oven.

@Tfmonkey he brought the balance to the force.

American politicians visiting israel.

SHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTT

AFUERA!

Look at me. Look at me!

I have the mel time now!

Scientists are baffled.

Let's see what's going on on the british nigger news network

PoV: you're on a dating site with food in your profile pic and @mrhorsetwat spots it

@Tfmonkey Don't do it. I have the high ground (human resources department).

With the reinstatement of Alex Jones to Xwitter dot com, @Tfmonkey is now officially the last person left banned on that platform. Literally the last person. Literally.

He is now officially more oppressed than gamers and jews, in that order.

Your sacrifice will be remembered. Thank you for your service.

This has been buttworldsman with MAN news. Signing off.