Buttworldsman @[email protected]

OOOHHHH MAMA MIA SOMEBODY CUT MY SPAGHETT!

@Tfmonkey uh oh looks we had another one

@Tfmonkey Nice avatar. I notice it's very European.

Almost dropped my crown.

How I plan to "cope" with everything that's going to happen in 2024.

I cry every time.

Really dumb to have a smart home.

My microwave just works.
My refrigerator just works.
My coffee machine just works.
My air conditioner just works.

There's literally no reason for products like these to be connected to the internet. Ever. They're not video games. They shouldn't need updates.

Stop. Rewind a bit. Right there. Pan right. Zoom in. Scroll down. Enhance. A little to the left. Right there. Zoom in. Enhance.

Hmmmmmm.

Boo! @Tfmonkey

How would your breakfast feel if you didn't rape it this morning?

3 days in and we already have a journalism of the year contender.

Shieeeeeeeet dem white supremists don't wash they chikin or write dat plagiarisms daaayyuuummm.

Real talk

>am I the asshole

Yes.

Happy new year. Celebrating by remembering the accomplishments of glow niggers.

Happy jew year.

May the foreskin not be with you.

For real for real no cap

*pop up noise*

Oh no not my heckin welfarinos