Really dumb to have a smart home.
My microwave just works.
My refrigerator just works.
My coffee machine just works.
My air conditioner just works.
There's literally no reason for products like these to be connected to the internet. Ever. They're not video games. They shouldn't need updates.
Stop. Rewind a bit. Right there. Pan right. Zoom in. Scroll down. Enhance. A little to the left. Right there. Zoom in. Enhance.
Hmmmmmm.
3 days in and we already have a journalism of the year contender.
Shieeeeeeeet dem white supremists don't wash they chikin or write dat plagiarisms daaayyuuummm.
Happy new year. Celebrating by remembering the accomplishments of glow niggers.
Women multiple weeks in: they've already failed because producers had to replace their fire making kit. 2 friendly pigs magically appear at their camp as they struggle to find food. They make them pets. Refuse to kill. Starve for a few days. Kill pigs. Cry about it. Still sleeping on ground. Find another pig. One woman kills it because others refuse. Stuff meat inside one jerry can (used for water boiling). It rots. They lose precious can. Producers save them again.
Woman island status: doomed.
Men multiple weeks in: everyone has a bed above ground to avoid insect bites; sleep like kings. They build a raft for fishing. They successfully hunt and eat an alligator. They have a constant source of protein through fishing. Shit talk each other over laziness; parasites are despised. One guy in his 40s is basically a fucking king keeping the men afloat and he's wired to be a turbo provider because he loves his wife and sons.
Man island status: new civilization formed.
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@rohrkrepierer Been playing around with AI image generator (not unstable) which was trained on anime characters, and I've been making fate girl lewds. Finally got to Jalter today. Wondering if you'd interested in seeing them.
Joined May 2023
