After deliberation, I have invented a new argument. I call it the Willy Wonka argument. If somebody is able to recognize that Willy Wonka is a good guy, then they are likely of sound mind. If, however, someone believes Willy Wonka to be a bad guy, then they are a communist. End of Pt 1
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This is because communists are the kinds of people that would decry Willy Wonka as a villain after somebody broke into his chocolate factory and subsequently drowned in the chocolate river, and instead of recognizing that its the idiots fault for breaking into private property, would instead accuse Willy Wonka of manslaughter because the chocolate river didn't have an OSHA compliant hand rail.
