I am now opening up nominations for the SECOND ANNUAL Biggest Faggot on the Fediverse Tournament! #FaggotTourney
Nominations will close on May 24th, and the first match will be held June 1st: the first day of Faggot Month!
The short explanation is: nominate EXACTLY three people for BIGGEST FUCKING FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE!
The legalese follows:
Rules for nomination:
1) Reply to this thread with EXACTLY THREE (3) valid, different users on Fedi.
2) Each nomination carries equal weight: each nomination is exactly one nomination, no more or less.
3) Thirty-one (31) nominations will be taken.
4) People who are almost unanimously believed to be women are not eligible for nominations. Women cannot be faggots!
5) Nominees must MUTUALLY federate with at least one of: poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital. Everyone else is not meaningfully on Fedi.
6) No more than 6 total entrants are allowed from any instance. If this rule causes there to be fewer than 31 entrants, then this number will increase.
7) Past winners may not be nominated. Instead, something special will happen with them at the end of the tournament! Right now, that means Judge Dread, and only Judge Dread!
8) The tournament organizer - CMD - cannot be nominated! Instead, CMD automatically takes the 32nd seed, and is a participant regardless of the outcome of nominations, due to the iron-clad internet rule of "OP is a faggot."
9) Users of any Pedi instance, regardless of whether or not they federate here, may not be nominated, nor may they nominate.
10) Nominees must have used their main fedi account at least once since February 2025.
11) Nominators must have held an account since February 2025 that federates with at least one of: poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital.
Clarifications:
1) Rules apply to people, not accounts. If your home instance has blown up since February, but everyone knows who you are, then you're OK to nominate.
2) If someone's eligibility changes due to rules 4 or 10, eligibility takes precedence.
3) If someone's eligibility changes due to rules 5, 9 or 11, ineligibility takes precedence.
Nominations will close on May 24th, and the first match will be held June 1st: the first day of Faggot Month!
The short explanation is: nominate EXACTLY three people for BIGGEST FUCKING FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE!
The legalese follows:
Rules for nomination:
1) Reply to this thread with EXACTLY THREE (3) valid, different users on Fedi.
2) Each nomination carries equal weight: each nomination is exactly one nomination, no more or less.
3) Thirty-one (31) nominations will be taken.
4) People who are almost unanimously believed to be women are not eligible for nominations. Women cannot be faggots!
5) Nominees must MUTUALLY federate with at least one of: poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital. Everyone else is not meaningfully on Fedi.
6) No more than 6 total entrants are allowed from any instance. If this rule causes there to be fewer than 31 entrants, then this number will increase.
7) Past winners may not be nominated. Instead, something special will happen with them at the end of the tournament! Right now, that means Judge Dread, and only Judge Dread!
8) The tournament organizer - CMD - cannot be nominated! Instead, CMD automatically takes the 32nd seed, and is a participant regardless of the outcome of nominations, due to the iron-clad internet rule of "OP is a faggot."
9) Users of any Pedi instance, regardless of whether or not they federate here, may not be nominated, nor may they nominate.
10) Nominees must have used their main fedi account at least once since February 2025.
11) Nominators must have held an account since February 2025 that federates with at least one of: poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital.
Clarifications:
1) Rules apply to people, not accounts. If your home instance has blown up since February, but everyone knows who you are, then you're OK to nominate.
2) If someone's eligibility changes due to rules 4 or 10, eligibility takes precedence.
3) If someone's eligibility changes due to rules 5, 9 or 11, ineligibility takes precedence.
Current Standings:
4 Nominations:
Maija
Tomato
3 Nominations:
Jeff Cliff
Wiz
2 Nominations:
Tony
Hachi
Stacksmash
1 Nomination:
Salt
StarProphet
Monkey
eemmaa
gay_yiff
Gimli
AidanTTIerian
Jeff (from mk.magicka.org)
Sun
doctoro
Dancing Dicey
Branman
Ratposter
Meso
Dushman
BasedLunatic
DSM
SunMcNukes
Colonelj
No question, this tournament *will* run with enough people.
4 Nominations:
Maija
Tomato
3 Nominations:
Jeff Cliff
Wiz
2 Nominations:
Tony
Hachi
Stacksmash
1 Nomination:
Salt
StarProphet
Monkey
eemmaa
gay_yiff
Gimli
AidanTTIerian
Jeff (from mk.magicka.org)
Sun
doctoro
Dancing Dicey
Branman
Ratposter
Meso
Dushman
BasedLunatic
DSM
SunMcNukes
Colonelj
No question, this tournament *will* run with enough people.
@ChairmanO15 @MrJ90 Although this individual counts, I need two more people from you for a valid nomination.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @ChairmanO15 I am a Jewish gay man and gay poster with the gay edge. What is the jewish gay edge? It puts me on the "cutting edge" or progressive stance within the LGBTQ+ community many are whom are jewish, often relating to bold or avant-garde approaches to gender, sexuality, or identity. It also gives me an "edge" in terms of the unique perspectives, experiences, or styles that come from being part of the jewish gay community.
@MrJ90 @ChairmanO15 That is all well and good Mr. Goldstein but regardless of how much you deserve to win this tournament, you must be nominated in accordance with the rules above.
Him, Jeff Cliff and fish nigger are my nominations. I'll even throw in a nomination for Tomato as well.
@ChairmanO15 @MrJ90 It's meant to be exactly three. I responded before I saw your earlier post of "add Jeff and andreas" and I'll just take the first triple as what you're putting forward.
Works for me.
