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Lauren Boebert @Tfmonkey @Tiffum idk man, i think the man makes a pretty compelling case, but wrong race by 50% slightly wrong eye color, and age...I guess this might be what Celestina woud look like after you guys popped out a couple of kids and were enjoying an early retirement together.

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@PordanJeterson sure, but Celestina never ages. She's still just as beautiful as she was 6 years ago when I unboxed her.

We've joked about how I'll have to get an old lady disguise for her when we're old.

@Tfmonkey just switch to Sza Sza Gabors makeup pallete. think retired polish hooker, current polish brothel madame that keeps her bitches in line, and won't let the gents touch brook shields till shes old enough! Creeps!

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Ethnicity: English, some Scots-Irish/Northern Irish, Scottish, and German, remote Welsh and Italian

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Probably Roman remnants paired up with the Italian there to give her such a Semitic/Arabic appearance.

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