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I don't care that Sneako's a grifter and Jiang is a propagandist. It's quality content!

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@shortstories @sj_zero “the federal deficit has increased because of jews”

basically this has been the same headline for the last 60 years

> :tucker: So I’m not washing my hair anymore.
> You’re not allowed to say that. Watch how angry people get.
> I looked at my shampoo yesterday. Really looked at it. “Dead sea minerals.”
> Interesting.
> So I’m standing naked in my own bathroom and somehow Israel is involved? How did that happen? I wanted clean hair, I didn’t want a strategic partnership!
> And the instructions? “Lather. Rinse. Repeat.”
> Repeat? For how long? What’s the exit strategy? Nobody can tell you. You’re just supposed to keep doing it forever!
> Then my wife says, “Tucker please. You smell.”
> I love my wife. Wonderful woman. But notice she didn’t address a single word of my questions? She went straight for the personal attack. That’s what they do when they’re losing.
> Look, I’m not against washing hair. I’m against mandatory American participation in washing hair.
> If Netanhayhu wants these minerals on my head so badly, he can come over here and explain why.
> Until then, the oils stay.
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Merovingian Club

A club for red-pilled exiles.